"Who knocked up your sister?"

"I was watching you out there, before. I never seen you look so sexy."

"You're 18, you don know what you want. And you won know what you want il you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it."

"Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"

"Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn mean that you can treat people like they don matter."

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

"Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed."

"And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!"

"I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time."

"I have a dick on my face, don I?"

"You embarrassed the girl. Sacrifice yourself on the alter of dignity and even the score."

"You're not as vile as I thought you were."