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🎉Life Quotes🥳
"Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and I haven't even gotten a parking ticket in my entire time as a driver. Yet if anything at all happens in the neighborhood, you appear at my door. I bet if a meteorite fell somewhere in the subdivision, you would be here asking me if I personally launched it out of my doomsday cannon."
"What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn. She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. Im also incapable going to be your next brilliant observation."
"We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that."
"A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport."
"Do I have to get diapers? he asked.Why, did Kade shit himself? she laughed.Dylan huffed loudly.? Eyebrows knitted together, DO I NEED TO GET BOTTLES?Jen rolled her eyes and shook her head as if he were crazy, Dont you think its too early to start drinking You just got upIS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR OVEN?IM NOT BAKING ANYTHING, YOU MORON! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?My God, you have surrounded me with idiots."
"She washed he hands,then looked at my side. "you haven't even had it stitched?" She said incredulously."I've been rather busy," I said. "With the running like hell and hiding all night."
"No one referred toFearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyones party."
"Liraz snorted, caught off guard, and the tension between them ebbed away. "I'm sorry of my almost dying interrupted your almost kissing."
"Hhhmm. A sense of humor. He cocked his head to the side.That actually might annoy me.She frowned, ignoring the teasing sound to that oh-so-low voiceand, with heavy sarcasm answered, Oh, well, thatll keep me upnights."
"Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in there. The night is young."
"I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?"
"Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is."
"I nee to reason for a plague, ... As far as I know no comets or eclipses have been forecast, and our sins are not great enough for God to be concerned with us."
"Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said:"I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a little shop anywhere where they cut hair properly? I keep on having my hair cut, but it keeps on growing again."One of the tall men looked at him with the air of a pained naturalist."
"If your career doesnt work out, write a book about it."
"Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for."
"And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em."
"It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not move to the opposite error and become a scoffer."
"I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.''You had sex then?''No we crocheted a quilt.' I cocked my head to side and gave him my nastiest glare." Lorelei Preston to Agent Brody-The Wild Hunt"
"There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from."