"Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman Ive been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything Ive said isan understatement."

"good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere"

"Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!"

"What...what about when I'm marriedWe'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits."

"I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting at the edge of a high table, thier legs dangling over the side. "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed pultry pie the the mallards in the park to see if you couls breed a race of cannibal ducks?""They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck."

"She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it."

"My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for."

"Have you made any other friends since we've been here?"I gave him the death stare. "Yes, actually.""Who? I want a name.""Jamie Roth.""The Ebola kid? I heard he's a little unstable.""That was one incident."

"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."

"The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you cant shut your mind."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes."I could kiss you!" Chubs cried."Please don't!" I gasp out, feeling his arms tighten around my ribs to the point of cracking them."