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"An older dom snorted. Atherton uses the word escort loosely. The last time someone messed with a trainee, he threw the guy across the bar. Strolled over, waited for the idiot to stand up, punched his lights out, and dragged him by his jacket collar out of the place. Escorted him, my ass. Didnt even wrinkle that fancy suit. He took a sip of his beer and added, Atherton is invariably polite, but nobody in their right mind fucks with his trainees."
"Darlin, I wasnt just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout."
"You know I still dont like yourhobby.Didnt ask your opinion. Jake rubbed his aching ribs. If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time."
"And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?"
"You have a piercing. So I do.Didnt that hurt?A bit."
"Dammit, why isnt there a book with the answers in it?"
"Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assessresponsiveness."
"If you are with me long, I will begin to spell Master with two Ms."
"Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. Its a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon."
"This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My moms new boyfriend took it. Now theres an insane person. Well, hes from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. Im totally moving there one day."
"If the goddessand that would be me, by the wayis displeased, youll get bats in your hair and mice in your boots."
"Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when you return from class."
"Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped."
"Did not. My stubbornness doesnt even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist."
"Hey, its totally masculine. Its cowboy butt sex."
"Im a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?"
"Look, when Im here, I dont have to think. I dont have to worry. I dont even have to be me if I dont want to. That came out wrong. I dont have to be the me I have to be all day."
"Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he aint got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didnt cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we dont get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs."
"Youre not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?"
"Not that youll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it."