"But Vivien wasn't being given the chance to sow her wild oats. Speaking from a point of authority, it's best to get that shit out of the way when you are young."

— Lisa Lutz, Trail of the Spellmans 🌼

"Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer"

— Belle de Jour, Belle de Jour: Diary of an Unlikely Call Girl 🌼

"Hey! Mena exclaimed Dont knock Jeopardy. I love that showSo do I Max admitted.I like it when I know the answers. Logan added.Trent turned to Logan, Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so."

— Amanda Kelly, Shifting Shadows 🌼

"If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)"

— Melissa Mercer 🌼

"What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit."

— Gish Jen, Who's Irish?: Stories 🌼

"When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on."

— Elizabeth Jane Howard, Mr. Wrong 🌼

"If you two yentas are finished discussing Claires rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century.""You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?" Liz joked."

— Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks 🌼

"Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name."

— Becca Fitzpatrick, Finale 🌼