"So youll have to wait for approval from your grandchildren. I wonder what our grandchildren will be like! Are you suggesting by that our that you and I will have mutual grandchildren? Fie, Mrs. Kennedy!"

— Margaret Mitchell 🌷

"Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a nympho scientist's secret laboratory"

— Daniel Waters, Generation Dead 🌷

"I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets"

— Simon Holt, Soulstice 🌷

"Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,Displant a town, reverse a princes doom,It helps not, it prevails not."

— William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet 🌷

"She'd been in labor for nineteen hours; I completely understood why she wanted to pass the buck. 'You are so beautiful,' her husband crooned, holding up her shoulders.'You are so full of shit,' Lila snarled, but as a contraction settled over her like a net, she bore down and pushed."

— Jodi Picoult, Handle with Care 🌷

"It was safe to assume he'd not only read the play but then re-read it, cross-referenced the annotations, and probably joined an online chat group called Buds of the Bard or something equally nerdy"

— Simon Holt, Soulstice 🌷

"Playboy stretched his arm, patting Carlos on the back. "Well, you know what they say: If you love someone, let'em go. If they don't come back, hunt'em down and kill'em!"

— Alex Sanchez, Getting It 🌷

"The doorbell rang, making me and Roland jump. Nikolas opened the door to admit Chris whose good-natured smile did not falter even when he saw our grim faces. Then he saw Remy. I didnt think I had ever seen someones eyes go that round before. Roland shoved a glass of Nates whiskey into Chriss hand while Nikolas brought him up to speed on all he had missed."

— Karen Lynch, Relentless 🌷

"The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?"Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful.""Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats."

— Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels 🌷

"The Princess BrideS. Morgenstern'sClassic Tale of True Loveand High AdventureYou had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it."

— William Goldman, The Princess Bride 🌷

"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."

— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars 🌷

"Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this."

— Criss Jami, Killosophy 🌷

"I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty."

— Laurell K. Hamilton, Danse Macabre 🌷

"The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures."

— Mark Twain, On Masturbation 🌷

"Whatever my ancestors did to you, none of them consulted me."

— Tad Williams, Shadowrise 🌷

"I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed."Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!!"

— Brian Jacques, Mattimeo 🌷

"Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file."

— Kathy Reichs, Exposure 🌷

"Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself."

— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 🌷

"Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it."

— Andrew Smith 🌷

"Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns."

— David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It 🌷